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Living in #Oregon w my trusty spouse N on the shady side of the hill w moss and lichen growing between my toes.
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Occasional poet. #BabyBoomer #Retired
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I'm funny on Thursdays between 2pm and 5pm PST.

Sometimes I pretend I’m Mark Ruffalo.

Former sketch/improv person. I love #Taskmaster, #OnePunchMan, and #Boundless (the endurance race show).

Pro LGBTQIA+, BLM, anything that involves not being an a-hole.

I often toot late so select the notification bell if you don’t want to miss any of the 2am zingers.

Pronouns: he/him/his (cis-het, married)

#humor
#humour
#comedy
#jokes
#dadjokes
#puns
#writing
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#standup
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Matt and Christina living the tree change and breeding horses north of Tamworth.

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NYC is home and always will be; we need to take care of each other and spread joy. Interested in #photography #streetart #streetphotography #architecture #film #TV especially. Love finding #newmusic and #bookrecommendations. Living with chronic cervical pain for the last few years so now taking photos with my iPhone (she/her) Profile pic: bottom of glass bottle reflected through light in lavender and oranges  Banner: row of pigeons on a nyc sidewalk eating birdseed aka having lunch

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Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. I save some of my jokes for my own entertainment using #nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy to fix it). I follow the NFL, Eagles 🏆and 49ers, and MLB Phillies. My hobbies are sitting in chairs, exploring various canned soups, and searching the refrigerator for wherever that smell is coming from

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∙ Old computer nerd who used to break computers for a living
∙ Retired in a small town in a big state with no people. That can't be coincidence
∙ Wondering what's next - I hope it's something
∙ I love #books, especially #bannedbooks
∙ Disquieted observer to the human condition
∙ #Atheism because applied religion is toxic

Banner picture: Bighorn mountains, northern Wyoming
Avatar picture: Oscar - he was judgy but I miss him

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my Toots stink even more after 7 days, and "should" get auto-deleted

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