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Twitter refugee. Resident fat kid. Best meal of the day. Hedonistic trollop. I like funny stuff and boobs. Often profane. Occasionally NSFW. She/her 🏳️‍🌈🌻

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What could possibly go wrong here....

I'm rarely serious, unless I am. You should notice the difference. Unless you can't. I crochet, knit, paint and draw. Sometimes it's good. Though sometimes not. I sell them. I keep some as well.

Does anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation bc *gestures at everything*.

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Some good. Some funny. Some indifferent.
I love almost everyone, except Nazis & TERFs.
Puns are like farts: You have to let them out and hope they do as little damage as possible while being secretly proud.
he/him/his.
https://justmytoots.com/@stevecantsmell@mastodon.social

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i used to make my own jean cutoffs when i was an anxious kid. well look who's horsing now

mainly here to shitpost, but i sometimes post amateur photography or my dog or heartfelt personal reflections

"you're not broken, just weird" - my wife

"i thought this was a shitpost but it seems like you're really going for it huh" - nasamuffin

comsuberie of the great lakes people's littoral navy

beavergirl union lodge #716

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Pursuer of sociohistorical puzzles: History of Health & Power; Cultural History of Doctoring; Patient Empowerment
Family doc, Science journalist, Funny lady, Cat mom, Resister, Gardener and orchardist, Ukrainian Jewish American, Anti-Bibi Zionist, Portland, Oregon, USA

I teach #DisasterSanitation:
"You Survive the Earthquake, But Die of Dysentery"

#Gardening #MedMastodon #Sanitation
KJ7IBU   #CERT

  I don't follow blank, bio-less accounts; you might be a dog. Or a MAGA dog.

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Canadian / Civil Engineering Technologist / Christian / Late-40s / Unremarkable

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(he/any) not quite homo luminous (c. 1989)
🏳️‍🌈 some of these are jokes and some of these are sincere but i’ll never tell

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Am I doing this right?

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♀️ 😈 🌾:

• Fairy Bitch aka FGB aka Megan
• Incredibly Stressful
• Clout Goblin Princess
• Looking for the hot gay goss
• Equally known and unknowable
• LCSW, technically. We do what we can, *curtsies*

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