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flat on my back like frankenstein

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god has allowed me to live another day & i'm about to make it everyone's problem

~*they/she*~

phantasmajones.net 💜

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Jocose paralogician.
Posting harder, not smarder.
If I post a screenshot, it is not real. Do not panic.

Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes.

#nobot
#nobridge

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“The study of thinking machines teaches us more about the brain than we can learn by introspective methods. Western man is externalizing himself in the form of gadgets.”

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Orator of the grotesque, collector of skin | 25 years banished from the Glandmother

Check out my work account @TheDonorDoor

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Terminally Irony Poisoned

Pronouns: She/Her
Gender I am for a bit: Whichever's funnier

I do occasionally go NC-17 even though I usually stay in PG-13 territory

Toots are always OC
Replies might not be

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just here to borrow some spiders and then i'll leave

udon guitarist of BLOWHOLE
drumb slut of DULL KNIFE

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Stressed, depressed, doing my best

tag me in your elder scrolls play-through

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Pharmacy Technician, Herbalist, Aspiring Gardener, Alleged Urban Shaman, Eclectic Pagan: leaning Ionian. Satyr Dragon of Storm, Prince of Winter(They've got like several hundred, we all know The Queens rule Winter), and Husbando of @ruxbat.

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Professor Hedgehog

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