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Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum. A bit much.

Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: whole coffee beans waiting to be turned into the Elixir Of Life  Avi pic: yours truly looking happy and hopeful, yet somehow powerfully sexy.

Married to @JenTheRed

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Still a typical fuckin’ Scorpio

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3 cookies in a trench coat pocket. I used to do comics but who has time for that not me

 Avi is a dude vaguely resembling me, looking surprised for no real reason.
Header is one of those aforementioned comics I’m not keeping up atm. Click the JustMyToots link to see some more.

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Married dad of 3 who lives in Minnesota. Attorney by trade. Mostly here for jokes, and occasional sharing of bakes.

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I’m Matt. More cheesy than crafty. Sports, music, photography, and humor (usually inappropriate). Minnesota and Ohio sports fan. #Ally #Blue Michigan ➡️ Ohio

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Blah, blah, something weird, blah, something dumb, blah, blah, blah, something inappropriate, blah, blah, word vomit.

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Avi by @popartcartoonz
A fair amount of what I say here might be absurd and a little of it might be very serious.

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New server, who dis?

I'm Amy, and I'm weird. Worried about being awkward? Don't be. That's my realm.

(this redirects from @PfftMaybe)

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