childless cat father who paws at network engineering :neocat_laptop:

I have been called the Dr. House of IT

I am the dazzle at the heart of the Fediverse. I am the glint in the eyes of the mad. I am the last thing you see before you fall into the abyss.

:will_smith: he/him or they/them

Flirt only if you are ok with me flirting back. :neocat_heart:
Give headpats or else :neocat_gun: :neocat_pat_floof:
I am occasionally horny on main, may boost inappropriate content with cw, or may otherwise interact with explicit accounts. :neocat_googly_blep:
Minors DNI with explicit content. :neocat_police:

AuDHD :neocat_googly_shocked:
Doubleshot depresso espresso with anxiety cream :neocat_cofe:
~~Cis~~ ~~Genderfluid~~ Bisexual and demisexual…demiromantic?…Bidemirosexumantic. I think. :neocat_flag_bi: :neocat_flag_demiaro: :neocat_what:
New Zealander living in the US :mike_wazowski:

I have way too many hobbies: cooking, Legos, computers, Linux gaming, network engineering, mech keyboards, trackballs, leatherworks, biking, journaling, plushies and beanbags, weightlifting….

“Smelly pirate hooker” - Gr3yBu5h
“Dumbass” - stagmatt
“Wanker” - lauriepowr
“Dork” - @Axolotl1
“weeeeeeeeh :neocat_blush_hide: :neocat_blush_hide:” - @TransTina

#nobot #noindex #noai #nsfw #neteng #lgbtq #gaming #linux #nz

Nico, Warlock of Memes

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