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jason he/him/él nsfw inventor of sharks Amy Dunne did nothing wrong! will sentence you to car compactor From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free. 🇵🇸
fuck what else did i have…

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From Worcester, MA

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I love you. We all love you. Now throw a fucking strike (Amelia, she/her, my bedtime is 10:30 CST)

(you can follow me but if I don't already know you and you don't post about sports I probably won't follow back sorry!!!)

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Memes - Metal - Liverpool FC - Oilers - Flyers - Eagles - AEW - Travel - Your Mom 🤘  Vancouver Island, Canada 🇨🇦

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I have been using Mastodon since the first Twitter exodus and have a wide range of interests, including, among others:

Arts
Music
Cinema
Humanities
Nature
Environment
Science
Technology
The human experience
Making the world a better place

Looking to interact with interesting and talented people.

I strive to be kind, have a sense of humor, and keep an open mind.

Avatar: a ship-sized yellow rubber ducky floats in a harbor.

Banner: calm open ocean with sparsely clouded sky over the horizon.

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Official World Family Network ( $OWFN ) | Building a better world with transparent aid on @solana. Our mission is humanity. ❤️ | Join the Presale 👇
https://www.owfn.org/presale

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You get me at my shitpostiest

pfp : Cerberus but with capybaras
header: Fart is Toot graffitied in chalk on a rock in the Ojai Valley

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Sleepy as hell. Definitely not as smart as you.

middle aged mom but like in a chill way. but also in the regular way.

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childless cat father who paws at network engineering :neocat_laptop:

I have been called the Dr. House of IT

I am the dazzle at the heart of the Fediverse. I am the glint in the eyes of the mad. I am the last thing you see before you fall into the abyss.

:will_smith: he/him or they/them

Flirt only if you are ok with me flirting back. :neocat_heart:
Give headpats or else :neocat_gun: :neocat_pat_floof:
I am occasionally horny on main, may boost inappropriate content with cw, or may otherwise interact with explicit accounts. :neocat_googly_blep:
Minors DNI with explicit content. :neocat_police:

AuDHD :neocat_googly_shocked:
Doubleshot depresso espresso with anxiety cream :neocat_cofe:
~~Cis~~ ~~Genderfluid~~ Bisexual and demisexual…demiromantic?…gender nonconforming. I think. :neocat_flag_bi: :neocat_flag_demiaro: :neocat_what:
New Zealander living in the US :mike_wazowski:

I have way too many hobbies: cooking, Legos, computers, Linux gaming, network engineering, mech keyboards, trackballs, leatherworks, biking, journaling, plushies and beanbags, weightlifting….

“Smelly pirate hooker” - Gr3yBu5h
“Dumbass” - stagmatt
“Wanker” - lauriepowr
“Dork” - @Axolotl1
“weeeeeeeeh :neocat_blush_hide: :neocat_blush_hide:” - @TransTina

#nobot #noindex #noai #nsfw #neteng #lgbtq #gaming #linux #nz

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