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*dusts off the old Tootle*
You may know me from twinja

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hospice rn. public health burnout. bisexual disaster. leftist shrew. #twinja

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A simple reminder: if you don't want to hit the pothole, just don't hit the pothole. Stop the violence.

Trying to leave things in better shape than how I found them. (BTW, "mastodon" means "nipply teeth." Look it up.)

#JerseyCity #Catskill #movies #scifi #narratives #transportation #policy #education #OldStuff #cooking #food #archery #dogs #shitposting

But the greatest of these is #shitposting

Header image from MS. MARVEL (2014). That's me.

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Shitposts, Shoegaze, Cinema
ex-KNZK ex-bofa.lol ex-Radical.Town
Jorts Brand Ambassador

this heaven gives me migraine

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a pleasing stream of the old rancid

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